English Grammar Stories
I am fairly sure that I am not the only person that has dealt someone like the person I encountered a few days ago, because there are many other people such as this one in the world ... Anyway, you will understand what I mean after reading this.
The other day I came across a middle-aged woman from the United States, and I was minding my own business talking to my friends as she was minding her business talking to hers, until randomly she walked up to me and accused me of not typing the English-language correctly... Here's the exact quote from her, that she said in voice chat; "Excuse me, Jayvell, here in America we do not type or speak the way you do, I really think that you need to learn how to speak English before speaking this language, the way you are talking is wrong" In one of those weird American accents.
I am in-fact a full-born & grown citizen of England, of which is where the English language originated (Hence the ENG in English). And I told her that, and she kept trying to be smart-ass by trying to make me believe that the way Americans talk is the way everyone who uses the English language should talk like, at that point I got really pissed off with her and started being such an ass towards her with abusive comments about the way Americans have ruined the great English grammar, making it seem like a Language that idiots would use -- Don't get me wrong, I know there is a lot of idiots in our community, but the way she made it sound made me think America were the true problem with our language.
After a while of me bitching off at her she went silent and stop talking to her friends, I am not sure if she was in a Private-chat or an IM or what, but I know I had got her either really pissed off with me, or made her feel like a complete idiot.
Anyway, after a few minutes of silence she said to me and I quote; "You do not know anything of the American-English language, the language you people use in England is messed up anyway!"
That's when I got REALLY pissed off and continued bitching at her about how England was where their language was formed from, because seriously, if the Americans made the language, why didn't they just call it the American Language, Because they didn't create it, they only made the ENGLISH language adapt to their country, and they're accusing us citizens of England of using the English language wrong??? That's just seriously BULLSHIT.
America has ruined everything about the grammar used in the English language, making up words that actually don't even make sense of any sort.
And what made me hate this woman even more is that she has a personal grudge against anybody that isn't white, or who does not come from the US of A(ssholes), so not only is she a dumb-fuck, but she is racist! What more is there to hate about her? The fact she hasn't got a job, spends all her life on the Internet, eating her way through Big Macs constantly (No I am not lying, her Profile picture was of a fat-lady with a McDonalds bag next to her, and for the records: I DON'T Have anything against obese people, they're still people no matter what size).
Anyway, I just had enough of the shit she had been saying so I ended up booting her across the sim I was in at the time with my personal Sephibox (Badass Physical/Scripted box) after saying "If you're so smart and know everything about the English language, go read the English Dictionary for Dummies and see if you are in-fact correct".
Now, do you understand what I meant?
The other day I came across a middle-aged woman from the United States, and I was minding my own business talking to my friends as she was minding her business talking to hers, until randomly she walked up to me and accused me of not typing the English-language correctly... Here's the exact quote from her, that she said in voice chat; "Excuse me, Jayvell, here in America we do not type or speak the way you do, I really think that you need to learn how to speak English before speaking this language, the way you are talking is wrong" In one of those weird American accents.
I am in-fact a full-born & grown citizen of England, of which is where the English language originated (Hence the ENG in English). And I told her that, and she kept trying to be smart-ass by trying to make me believe that the way Americans talk is the way everyone who uses the English language should talk like, at that point I got really pissed off with her and started being such an ass towards her with abusive comments about the way Americans have ruined the great English grammar, making it seem like a Language that idiots would use -- Don't get me wrong, I know there is a lot of idiots in our community, but the way she made it sound made me think America were the true problem with our language.
After a while of me bitching off at her she went silent and stop talking to her friends, I am not sure if she was in a Private-chat or an IM or what, but I know I had got her either really pissed off with me, or made her feel like a complete idiot.
Anyway, after a few minutes of silence she said to me and I quote; "You do not know anything of the American-English language, the language you people use in England is messed up anyway!"
That's when I got REALLY pissed off and continued bitching at her about how England was where their language was formed from, because seriously, if the Americans made the language, why didn't they just call it the American Language, Because they didn't create it, they only made the ENGLISH language adapt to their country, and they're accusing us citizens of England of using the English language wrong??? That's just seriously BULLSHIT.
America has ruined everything about the grammar used in the English language, making up words that actually don't even make sense of any sort.
And what made me hate this woman even more is that she has a personal grudge against anybody that isn't white, or who does not come from the US of A(ssholes), so not only is she a dumb-fuck, but she is racist! What more is there to hate about her? The fact she hasn't got a job, spends all her life on the Internet, eating her way through Big Macs constantly (No I am not lying, her Profile picture was of a fat-lady with a McDonalds bag next to her, and for the records: I DON'T Have anything against obese people, they're still people no matter what size).
Anyway, I just had enough of the shit she had been saying so I ended up booting her across the sim I was in at the time with my personal Sephibox (Badass Physical/Scripted box) after saying "If you're so smart and know everything about the English language, go read the English Dictionary for Dummies and see if you are in-fact correct".
Now, do you understand what I meant?
